Welcome to Leftwinglimericks.com!

The limericks on this site are all original creations of Duke Beaufort, the poet pundit and liberal. Find poems about self help, behavior, politics, the environment and western culture. These works have been placed in a store. If you like them, they can be purchased on products and clothing. They are fun to wear, and deliver some very important messages.

Mr. Beaufort’s signature work is Left Wing Limericks, the book. This compilation of about eighty poems will provide you with entertainment for hours. You will want to read these over and over and share them with friends. The subtle word plays and messages are humorous and reflect real life experience. The book contains many wonderful illustrations, and it is for sale in the store.

Here are a few samples from the book:

Self Help—

Inside you lost memories lurk
To sort them a short cut might work
If thoughts can’t unblock
Find them with a….tick….tock
Hypnosis is a keen file clerk

Behavior—

It’s something that goldilocks sheen
The real blond effect I have seen
Her stunning success
I would like to possess
But my hair’s died with envy green

Politics—

With whom would you rather drink beer
He’s now in Camp David I fear
Forget the real facts
The Prez has to relax
Make bad brouhahas disappear

The Environment—

Global warming—an idea that floats
Coast houses soon will be houseboats
That pricey abode
Became a commode
Just inland the streets are like moats

Western Culture—

Leagues of nations this foul does gall
The ump’s blind and made one bad call
Big World Series claim
For America’s game
Please strike out wild pitch words baseball