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Duke's solution to the Middle East Crisis and US Illegal Immigration Problem

Duke's solution to the Middle East Crisis and US Illegal Immigration Problem

Jerusalem's Israel's prize
Land in demand Jews idolize
A Palestine state
Is denied and will wait
For more war before compromise

If Jews would think outside the box
To Arabs they'd sell Israel's rocks
This deal will work well
Islam's anger to quell
Since extremists does it outfox

The Palestine mess can now stop
By copping a real estate swap
To keep Israel great
Carve a 51st state
In Texas should Jews their roots drop

Now Israel's a southern estate
Irate Texans squeal feeling hate
This deal in their rear
Is a long horn's bum steer
But cash gift cards trump this debate

Texas Jews agree that they'll hire
The kind folks who tough tasks won't tire
So from Mexico
The illegals all know
Comes welcome without hostile fire

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